its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
no
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
DEEPEST SIGH OF ALL
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
being rude to ur followers isn’t impressing anyone or making u look funny so why hurt peoples feelings when u could be a good person instead !! revolutionary idea!








