May 2013
everyday: i need new clothes
Why fanfiction is better
ojirawel:
Oh hey I want a story about a healthy polyamorous relationship
In the library:
dear fuck there is nothing here
except weird psychological essays
In the bookshop:
staff looks at me like I’ve grown a second head
On the internet:
let me just search ao3
Oh look
3498 works tagged
And that’s just one tag
On one website
1 tag
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
breadstiks:
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
msjewbooty:
pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
1 tag
sleepthroughthealarm:
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
fake-mermaid:
i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you
stumpology:
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
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mamakarkat:
vickisaurusrex:
cute names for ur newborn child
yeehaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hte Spaghetti
lil shit
swiggity swoner i have a boner
genocide
I’M GONNA CRY KITKAT LOOK WHAT WE DID WE GOT SWIGGITY SWONER I HAVE A BONER TO BE SO POPULAR IT’S IN ANOTHER POST I CANT’ BREATHE OH MY GOD
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”