everyday: i need new clothes
Why fanfiction is better
ojirawel: Oh hey I want a story about a healthy polyamorous relationship In the library: dear fuck there is nothing here except weird psychological essays In the bookshop: staff looks at me like I’ve grown a second head On the internet: let me just search ao3 Oh look 3498 works tagged And that’s just one tag On one website
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
breadstiks: it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
msjewbooty: pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
sleepthroughthealarm: i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
fake-mermaid: i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you
stumpology: tries to spell word cannot spell word uses different word
winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
mamakarkat: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide I’M GONNA CRY KITKAT LOOK WHAT WE DID WE GOT SWIGGITY SWONER I HAVE A BONER TO BE SO POPULAR IT’S IN ANOTHER POST I CANT’ BREATHE OH MY GOD
jonandtheon: jonandtheon: my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god she calls it a skoat im cr ying
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”